Missives to Fictional Characters

Yes, we are writing 50,000-word novels in a month. No, we don't know why either. However, we do know that it is All The Characters' Fault, and that writing letters to them will make everything better. Thus!

Monday, November 27, 2006

Dear Nano

Er, excuse me? How the hell did I finish you? 50k? Where did that spring from? Oh yes, I remember, I skipped on the Japanese revision. If I fail tomorrow's exam, it is entirely your fault. But yay anyway.

Dear Plot,
Welcome. Thanks for showing up in the last 5k. We could have done without Worthington being an integral part , though.

Dear Laurence,
Stop complaining. It was only a few bruises!

Dear Irene,
Er, yes, sorry about leaving in the lurch like this. I promise your situation will be resolved in the Christmas holidays. Your uncle will still be dead, but hey, you might be safe eventually. You should be thankful I've stopped for a bit. You don't actually want to meet Laurence's sisters. Trust me on this.

Dear Book,
You will get finished.


Until next year, then,

Much love,

Ev

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