4th November, From the Desk of the Esteemed Author

Dear Lex Lefevre, Coco Limerick, Norton Rose, Romsey DeBattista, Caiaphus Gainsborough, Violet Linklater, Sinclair Bottrel, Shapiro, Malitsky et al;

Your weird, weird names win so much harder than last year's weird weird names.

Dear Plot,

Ahahahahaha! Aha! Ahahahaha!

Dear Shapiro and Malitsky,

If I don't *actually* make you Jewish, it will be a miracle.

Love,
Ellie