Missives to Fictional Characters

Yes, we are writing 50,000-word novels in a month. No, we don't know why either. However, we do know that it is All The Characters' Fault, and that writing letters to them will make everything better. Thus!

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Dear Irene

For heaven's sake, will you stop being more interesting than Laurence! This is not your book!
xxx Ev

Everina,
Laurence is uninteresting.
Lady Irene Fairfax

Irene,
And your point is? Do what I say or I'll go and have Laurence work for Worthington instead, and write about that. God knows he'd probably do better than working for you.
x Ev

Dear Both of You,
Er... I am right here, you know.
Laurence

Laurence,
Shut up.
Irene

Laurence,
Shut up.
Ev

Suffolk,
Stop frolicking around with rent boys who don't even exist in this novel,
xx Ev

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