Dear Lady Irene,

I have some news for your Ladyship. You are not the main characters here. This is why we've been following Laurence around from page 1. Well, page 2, actually, but you are not allowed to turn up on page 50-something and completely steal the limelight.

Compliments of the season etc,
Ev

Laurence,
Stop letting yourself be upstaged!
Ev

Gloomy Pete
Stop showing up, kthxbye,
Ev