Dear NaNoWriMo,

Mind if I start you next week, when there are actually hours in the day in which to do so?

Dear Lex,

Hello again. Yes. Sorry for that moment of madness in which I thought I'd actually write a serious book. Can't think what came over me there. Won't do it again.

Dear Caiaphus,

Ha! Ahahahahaha! Aha! Ahahahahahahahahaha!

What can I say, I still think you got off more lightly than Dulcibella of last years.

Dear Last Year's Nano,

Stop trying to get in on the action. I wrote you last year, damn it. Stop demanding a sequel which really isn't supposed to be about you. You might get a cameo, I suppose. Or at least the actors will. If I'm feeling very silly.

Dear Tamakazura Family Staff,

Stop eating my inspiration. I need it for this NaNo thing.

My compliments (these being the very pointed sort of compliments as favoured by Lord Ozawa)
Ellie