Missives to Fictional Characters

Yes, we are writing 50,000-word novels in a month. No, we don't know why either. However, we do know that it is All The Characters' Fault, and that writing letters to them will make everything better. Thus!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

First post...

Dear Ivellios,

Get your head out of your own arse! I did NOT create you like this.

Dear Thamior,

Get more resentful already! I need you to be corrupted somehow. And STOP PERVING ON YOUR COUSIN.

Dear Plot,

Thank you for arriving and providing me with some lovely ideas.

Love, the author. xxx

2 Comments:

Blogger Ev said...

Hee, can he perv on some random violin players instead?

7:03 AM  
Blogger Rooty said...

That'd make him too much of a self insert tho... %D

7:06 AM  

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