Dear Dee

Seriously, this getting yourself arrested was a really bad idea.

I mean, I can do school. I know about my school. I can imagine your school, even when you're taking damnfool subjects like that flybug one.

But what the hell do I know about police procedure?

There are going to be so many inaccurate details and unfounded assertations and half-remembered snatches of a trailer for The Bill that even you're going to get sick of this. Not to mention my wordcount has slowed to a crawl because I keep needing to pull procedures out of thin air. I despair sometimes, I really do.

- Ev

P.S. Don't think this is going to be fun. I'm not happy with you.