Missives to Fictional Characters

Yes, we are writing 50,000-word novels in a month. No, we don't know why either. However, we do know that it is All The Characters' Fault, and that writing letters to them will make everything better. Thus!

Friday, November 25, 2005

Dear Plot (Not You),

Where did we go wrong? Why aren't you even NEARING completion? Whose idea was it to waste 8k words on a bloody trip to Rexel?

Dear Shrenk and the Death Knives,

You are awesome. Thanks for turning up. Now just get a freaking motive for capturing Corsan and Shem, KK?

Dear Commerce Lords,

You too. Pity you showed up too late to actually do anything good rather than just make cool allusions to. Ah well, there's always the sequel.

Dear Shem,

WTF ARE YOU DOING IN MY STORY 2.

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